Chinglish

I must definitely remember not to use inconformity angle to exercise due to possibly result is bodily damnify. Aight. (From a warning label in the gym)

And always remember: The wild germ hates soup with crisp skin! (from a restaurant menu)

(Sorry 'bout the crappy quality - this cell phone's camera is crap. But I'll soon post some more, fresh from the iPhone's splendid 5 mpx <3)